☻ Piss of the Day

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Frank Millward's daily lavatory ledger

How was your piss?

A tiny, cheerful log for the moments that keep the nation moving. No judgement, no medical verdicts — just a bit of useful silliness.

nice one, mate!

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The important questions, asked tastefully.

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What time?

Approximate amount

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Colour (friendly edition)

Clear

Pale

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How satisfying was it?

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2meh

3fine

4good

5bliss

Any notes? (optional)

Today's extremely unofficial score

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